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I was listening to Stuff You Should Know Podcast and they had this episode on how pills work. It is an amazing podcast and an awesome episode. https://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/podcasts/how-the-pill-changed-the-world.htm There was this aunty when we were young, she was also young cause that's how time works. What is it with me to give obvious reason where reason is implied. Anyway, uncle, the aforementioned aunty's legally wed husband, went to another country for a year. You know, people usually take pills when the couple is together, I mean in a marriage context with 100% fidelity. She took pills when he was away. Why you ask. Good question. So that she won't mensurate. If she mensurates, she can't go to the kitchen, she won't be able to cook. She did not have alternate-adult-cooking-person around who would replace her for four days a month. Not even four days, as rules dictate, three days of absolute nothing, then on the fourth day after a bath and purify...

Completely based on multiple true events Lets explore the niches of heterosexual marriage. Adhering 'Ladies First', lets talk about The Perfect Buhari Quotient 1. The mannequin quotient is tall but not taller than the prodigal-son-highness tending a Slim body enhances the display of Sari, drapes, dresses, accessories, kilo of gold resulting in depiction of family well doing long hair, like, LONG. Waist length is desired but no limit - no limit. just right length of hand, palm, legs, feet. fair, of course! 2. The hospitality quotient is polite has soft voice oh! fresh breathe serves everyone like a slave, with a smile knows how to serve everyone like a slave, with a smile serves guests, especially, with smile and tea 3. The resilience quotient -  duh! 4. The management quotient 5. The rich quotient 6. The family of buhari quotient  7. The CASTE 8. The theological quotient 9. The Nanny to husband quotient Sub factors Educatio...